Blinder

Pretty chill guy, mostly. Lives with Cuber and Clencher.

Powers:
Stripes
Easily confused
Likes to watch old movies
Blinder and Hider's designs are based on an illustration by Vratislav Hlavatý.

Hider

Freaky little guy. Kind of looks like Blinder.

Cuber

Stoic, dependable. Roommate of Blinder and Clencher.

Powers:
Able to create and manipulate Cubes

Clencher

Roommate of Blinder and Cuber. Deals with mental illness. Comes from a wealthy southern family. Spends all of their time on the internet. Surprisingly harmless, bless their heart.

Powers:
Able to astral project while experiencing or thinking about messed up stuff
Etymology:
Jawclencher → Clencher

Conner

He is the comic. Or, he makes the comic? We're in a comic? Why won't he make me look cool in the comic? Because of the Lad, allegedly.

Etymology:
Retconner → Conner

Ryker

Technological tinkerer and nootropic cosmonaut. Gives assistance to most of the main characters using his own homebrew hardware/software. He usually appears pixellated due to low bitrate, but it is suspected he throttles videochat bandwidth intentionally for anonymity.

Icer

Quiet, hardworking, but somewhat disgruntled. Has a past with Snaker.

Real name:
Frank Icer
Powers:
Able to create iciness with his specialized gloves

Wreck

Notorious middle-aged glitch entity. He played the villain on Blinder's favorite TV show.

Powers:
Genius-level intellect
Accomplished hacker / social engineer
Stuck at age 38
Glitch energy projection
Able to immaterialize and travel through electrical wiring
Wreck and G. are based on characters created by O. LaCroix.

G.

One of Wreck's toadies / orbiters. Nonverbal. Usually seen perched on a street corner hawking his mix CD (no one's actually spun it yet).

Etymology:
Gargoyle → G.

Snaker

He's actually okay if you get to know him, I swear.

Powers:
Sneaky

Voleur

Some kind of French cat burglar / ninja monkey kid. May have been brainwashed? Cuber mashed him arms off.

Powers:
Theft
Murder
Wire locating
Agility

User

Petty, sniveling, media addict with rage issues. Incessantly follows Icer around online. Unfortunately I think there are multiple of him.

??? (Question Marker)

Who the hell is this guy?